funny short jokes for kids

funny short jokes for kids

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"  (funny jokes for kids)

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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?  (funny jokes for kids)

A. Spoiled milk.

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Funny Kids Jokes

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Funny pics - jokes for kids

A FEW QUICK CRAZY NAMES

Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!



Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!

Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!

Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie! (short funny jokes for kids)

Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!

Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?

short funny jokes for kids

A: Phantom of the Oprah!

Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!

Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob!  (short funny jokes for kids)

Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!

Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom

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Funny pics - jokes for kids

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Duck Joke

Q: Why don't ducks carry spare change? ?

A: They all have bills!    (fun kids)

Apple Kid

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Capital Quiz

Q: What is the capital of Washington?

A: The W   (fun kids)

He finds excuses

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Corner Joke

Q: What stays in the corner but goes around the world?

A: A stamp    (fun kids)

Baby Ears

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Volcano Joke

Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

A: I lava you   (fun kids)

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funny jokes for kids

jokes for kids

funny jokes for kids

jokes for kids

Elephant Joke


Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants........funny jokes for kids

Orange Joke


Q: What happens when you step on an orange?

A: You hurt its peelings .....funny jokes for kids



Wetter Joke


Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel........          Read more funny jokes for kids»

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10 funny jokes for kids

funny jokes for kids

10 funny jokes for kids

Every problem has only one solution

According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution,
.
.
.
“Just throw away the damn phone” …funny jokes for kids

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
.
.
Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
.
.
.
.
Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful

teachr in dis college. =P =D.......funny jokes for kids

When a Woman Loves

funny jokes for kids

When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. funny jokes for kids

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Jokes for Kids

funny kids jokes

Jokes for Kids

Although these jokes are often funny for people of all ages, kids and adults alike, they are typically geared toward children and young adults. By this, we mean that they have a shortness and simpleness about them that allow an individual at virtually any age to get a good laugh.

Hamburger Joke

funny kids jokes

Q: What did the hamburger name its baby?

A: Patty

Math Book Joke

funny kids jokes

Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: It had too many problems. 

Horse Joke

funny kids jokes

Q: Where do horses live?

A: In neigh-borhoods!

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Short Jokes collection in English Language

Short Jokes collection in English Language

Short Jokes

'Life is very short and we must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes you smile from inner heart is really worth for you. Some short jokes are really capable of doing the same. So never forget to live present

Short Jokes

Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?

Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.

Conductor: what if you lose both?

Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

Short Jokes

Short Jokes

Once old man asks:

When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.

But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!! 

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Short Jokes between teacher and students

Short Jokes between teacher and students 

                     Short Jokes

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..

 Short Jokes

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !! 

 Short Jokes

An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: "Thank god I am not a gynecologist."

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15 great jokes for kids

kids funny jokes

15 great jokes for kids

Now that your big kid's sense of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 15 great kid-friendly jokes to make your child laugh.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting squawking parrot.

Interrupting squawking parr-

SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

kids funny jokes

Because: 7 8 9

kids funny jokes

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet

kids funny jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

kids funny jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania

kids funny jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!

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very very very funny jokes for kids

Very Very Very Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes For Kids

With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his.

The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” – she asked.

“I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.”

Funny Jokes For Kids

Teacher: Why do traffic lights turn red?

Student: You would too if you had to stop and go in the middle of the street.

Funny Jokes For Kids

What would happen if you took the school bus home?
The police would make you bring it back.

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