funny short jokes for kids

funny short jokes for kids

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"  (funny jokes for kids)

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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?  (funny jokes for kids)

A. Spoiled milk.

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Funny Kids Jokes

Funny pics - jokes for kids

Funny pics - jokes for kids

A FEW QUICK CRAZY NAMES

Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!



Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!

Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!

Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie! (short funny jokes for kids)

Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!

Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?

short funny jokes for kids

A: Phantom of the Oprah!

Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!

Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob!  (short funny jokes for kids)

Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!

Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom

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