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Elephant Joke
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants........funny jokes for kidsOrange Joke
Q: What happens when you step on an orange?
A: You hurt its peelings .....funny jokes for kidsWetter Joke
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel........ Read more funny jokes for kids»Fork Joke
Q: What did the fork say to the knife?
A: "You're looking sharp!"
Read more funny jokes for kids»House Joke
Q: What animal can jump higher than a house?A: Any animal — a house can't jump.Bull Joke
Piano Joke
Q: Why are pianos hard to open?
A: The keys are inside
Read more funny jokes for kids»Pool Joke
Q: Why shouldn't you swim on a full stomach?
A: Because it's easier to swim in a full swimming pool!
Read more funny jokes for kids»Golfer Joke
Q: Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?
A: In case they get a hole in one
Read more funny jokes for kids»Pirate Joke
Chicken Joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.Tailor Joke
Q: What kind of button can't be bought from a tailor?
A: A belly button!Turkey Joke
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.Frog Joke
Q: What did the frog order at the diner?
A: French flies and a Diet Croak.Teddy Bear Joke
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they’re always stuffed.
Read more funny jokes for kids»Caterpillar Joke
Q: What are caterpillars scared of?
A: Dogerpillars!Spider Joke
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn't have a web, he has a website!"E" Joke
Q: What starts with E and ends with E, but only contains one letter?A: An envelope.Another Fish Joke
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.Pig Joke
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop.Door Joke
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it's ajar.
Read more funny jokes for kids»Cat Joke
Q: What makes more noise than a cat meowing outside your window?A: Seven cats meowing outside your window.Money Joke
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold, hard cashSnowman Joke
Q: What happens when a vampire attacks a snowman?
A: Frostbite
Read more funny jokes for kids»Strawberry Joke
Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: His parents were in a jam.
Read more funny jokes for kids»Dinosaur Joke
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: There weren't any chickens yet.
Read more funny jokes for kids»Black Cat Joke
Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse
Read more funny jokes for kids»Cow Joke
Q: What has four legs and says OOM?
A: A cow walking backwards
Read more funny jokes for kids»4's Joke
Q: Why didn't the two 4's want dinner?
A: Because they already had 8
Read more funny jokes for kids»Triceratops Joke
Q: What do Triceratops sit on?
A: Their TricerabottomsAlien Joke
Q: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?A: Because it's in flying saucers!Cookie Joke
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor??
A: It was feeling crumbyMummy Joke
Q: What kind of music do mummies like?
A: Wrap
Read more funny jokes for kids»Elephant Joke
Q: Why do elephants never forget?
A: Nobody ever tells them anythingCarpenter Joke
Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?
A: FingernailsCamel Joke
Q: What do camels have that no other animal has?
A: Baby camels
Read more funny jokes for kids»King Kong Joke
Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?A: He couldn't fit in the elevatorCatfish Joke
Elephant & Fish Joke
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
A: Swimming trunks.- iStockphoto
Banana Peels Joke
Ice Cream Joke
No Middle Joke
Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?A: A donut!Buffalo Joke
Q: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off for school?
A: Bison.Mayo Joke
Q: What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?
A: "Close the door! I'm dressing!"
Read more funny jokes for kids»Ghost Joke
Cheetah Joke
Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?A: Fast foodSheep Joke
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa – baa – cue!
Read more funny jokes for kids»Banana Joke
What did the doctor say to the banana?
A: How ya peelin?!Polar Bear Joke
Q: Why does a polar bear have a fur coat?
A: Because he would look silly in a jacket
Read more funny jokes for kids»Alligator Joke
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator
Read more funny jokes for kids»Dirty and Clean Joke
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
Read more funny jokes for kids»Elevator Joke
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: "I think I'm coming down with something!"Plate Joke
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Dinner's on me tonight!
Read more funny jokes for kids»Bees Joke
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they have honeycombs
Read more funny jokes for kids»Corn Joke
Q: What did the baby corn say to the Mama corn?
A: Where's my Pop corn?
Read more funny jokes for kids»Answer Joke
Q: What never asks a question, but always demands an answer?
A: A phone
Read more funny jokes for kids»Bird Joke
Q: What do you call a bird in the winter?
A: A Brrrrrrr-d!
Read more funny jokes for kids»Ship Joke
Q: What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship?
A: The crew were marooned.
Read more funny jokes for kids»Clock Joke
Calendar Joke
Q: How can you tell the calendar is popular?
A: It always has a lot of dates!
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