10 funny jokes for kids

funny jokes for kids
funny jokes for kids

10 funny jokes for kids

Every problem has only one solution


According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution,
.
.
.
“Just throw away the damn phone” …
funny jokes for kids

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS


Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
.
.
Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
.
.
.
.
Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful

teachr in dis college. =P =D.......funny jokes for kids


When a Woman Loves
funny jokes for kids
funny jokes for kids


When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. funny jokes for kids



I want my bed near the mobile charging slot


1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2013 Kids : I want my bed near the

mobile charging slot....funny jokes for kids


What the hell is your computer doing on my computer
funny jokes for kids
funny jokes for kids


Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?....funny jokes for kids


My phone contact list


My phone just fell down on the floor !!

Is everyone ok in my contact list?......funny jokes for kids


Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved


Teacher: ?Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved.?
Johnny: ?Thank You?
Teacher: ?Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!?.......funny jokes for kids


Question by a student


Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student

to learn all subjects ?............funny jokes for kids


Which Laptop do u have


funny jokes for kids
funny jokes for kids
Girl: Which Laptop do u have..?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
And Which laptop do u have..?

Girl: Pink colour ka.....funny jokes for kids


Once in a soap industry in Japan


Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??

They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!.....funny jokes for kids



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