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Jokes for Kids
Although these jokes are often funny for people of all ages, kids and adults alike, they are typically geared toward children and young adults. By this, we mean that they have a shortness and simpleness about them that allow an individual at virtually any age to get a good laugh.
Hamburger Joke
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Q: What did the hamburger name its baby?
A: Patty
Math Book Joke
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Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Horse Joke
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Q: Where do horses live?
A: In neigh-borhoods!
Zero and Eight Joke
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Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt!
Horse joke
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Q: Why are horses such lousy dancers?
A: They have two left feet!
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Parrot Joke
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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie!
Monster Joke
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a monster?
A: From a distance.
Duck Joke
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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
Lion Joke
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Q: Why did the lion eat a light bulb?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Mouse Joke
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Q: What is gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation.
Bubblegum Joke
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Q: Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Flag Joke
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Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Cereal Joke
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Q: What goes snap, crackle, squeak?
A: Mice Krispies.
Dinosaur Joke
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Q: How do you keep a dinosaur from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Fish Joke
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.
Tiger Joke
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Q: Two tigers were eating a clown. What did one of the tigers say to the other?
A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Rabbit Joke
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
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