Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
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A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? (funny jokes for kids)
A. In snow banks.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. Why did the tomato turn red? (funny jokes for kids)
A. It saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
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A. Odor in the court.
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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